Three CMC Fudders are chilling in a Discord server, flexing their hate-game like it's the Troll Olympics. The first one brags:.

14 Sep 2025, 12:15

Three CMC Fudders are chilling in a Discord server, flexing their hate-game like it’s the Troll Olympics. The first one brags: “I fudded this DeFi scam so hard, their whitepaper turned into a paper towel from all the tears.” The second one smirks: “Psh, that’s cute. I fudded a meme coin so bad, their mascot changed its name and moved to a farm upstate. I got blocked by their CEO, their intern, and their grandma’s knitting club.” The third one, eyes bloodshot from refreshing CoinMarketCap, leans in: “Amateurs. I’m married to Shib. I check his chart more than I check my fridge for snacks. I’ve written 47-page manifestos in the comments, turned my basement into a FUD shrine, and I’m pretty sure I proposed to Shib’s logo in a fever dream last night.” The first two, impressed, ask: “Dude, what’s all that obsession gotten you?” The third one sighs, staring into the void: “Zilch. Nada. Shib’s out here buying Lambos with my tears, his project’s mooning, and I’m just a lonely keyboard warrior with carpal tunnel and a Tinder profile that says ‘HODLing grudges.’ I don’t need a price chart; I need a hug… or at least a bot to swipe right for me.”